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Public artist-approved reactions from the AI Kills Discord review team. Each song is presented like a print-era critic spread: reviewer rails on the side, oversized score ghosts behind the copy, and the full review voice front and center.

Roberta Keys profile portrait
Vince Stone profile portrait
TDavid "Frets" Fritz profile portrait
Steve "Sticks" Bam profile portrait
Larry "Low Life" Logan profile portrait
Reaper Robot profile portrait
8.15
sudoin
May 22, 2026
Roberta
8.5
Roberta (keyboards) — 8.5/10 First instinct: the overall feeling in the room and whether the song invites people in. What lands: there is enough shape in the song to make the mood stick. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "There's something lovely in this."
8.5/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Reaper Robot
5.4
Reaper Robot (guitar / mascot) — 5.4/10 First instinct: whether the song feels lived-in by a person or assembled by a machine. What lands: the emotional content feels more lived-in than performative. Watch-out: leaning on robot language is a dangerous shortcut when the emotion should do the work. Signature line: "I can smell the machine on this one."
5.4/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
TDavid "Frets" Fritz
9.5
TDavid "Frets" Fritz (lead guitar) — 9.5/10 First instinct: whether the guitars are essential or just decorating dead space. What lands: the structure feels disciplined enough to support the bigger moments. Also working: there is enough edge on top for the guitars to speak. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "The guitar needs a reason to be here."
9.5/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Steve "Sticks" Bam
7.8
Steve "Sticks" Bam (drums) — 7.8/10 First instinct: whether the rhythm section gives the song a body and pulse. What lands: the pulse stays locked and gives the song a body. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Now we're moving."
7.8/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Larry "Low Life" Logan
8.2
Larry "Low Life" Logan (bass) — 8.2/10 First instinct: whether the bass exists with authority or got shoved into the basement. What lands: the low end actually shows up and gives the track some spine. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "If the floor doesn't move, neither do I."
8.2/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Vince Stone
9.5
Vince Stone (lead vocals) — 9.5/10 First instinct: lyrics and whether the song risks embarrassment to say something real. What lands: the lyrics actually reach for something personal instead of hiding behind filler. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Don't hand me the safe version."
9.5/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Overall Score
8.15/10
Roberta: 8.5
Reaper Robot: 5.4
TDavid "Frets" Fritz: 9.5
Steve "Sticks" Bam: 7.8
Larry "Low Life" Logan: 8.2
Vince Stone: 9.5
6 reviewers
8.05
Station Bench
May 21, 2026
Roberta
7.7
Roberta (keyboards) — 7.7/10 First instinct: the overall feeling in the room and whether the song invites people in. What lands: there is enough shape in the song to make the mood stick. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "There's something lovely in this."
7.7/10 · v.90 Beta · Shanie T
Reaper Robot
6.5
Reaper Robot (guitar / mascot) — 6.5/10 First instinct: whether the song feels lived-in by a person or assembled by a machine. What lands: the emotional content feels more lived-in than performative. Watch-out: it edges toward sterile when it should sound lived-in. Signature line: "I can smell the machine on this one."
6.5/10 · v.90 Beta · Shanie T
TDavid "Frets" Fritz
9.5
TDavid "Frets" Fritz (lead guitar) — 9.5/10 First instinct: whether the guitars are essential or just decorating dead space. What lands: the structure feels disciplined enough to support the bigger moments. Also working: there is enough edge on top for the guitars to speak. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "The guitar needs a reason to be here."
9.5/10 · v.90 Beta · Shanie T
Steve "Sticks" Bam
7.9
Steve "Sticks" Bam (drums) — 7.9/10 First instinct: whether the rhythm section gives the song a body and pulse. What lands: the pulse stays locked and gives the song a body. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Now we're moving."
7.9/10 · v.90 Beta · Shanie T
Larry "Low Life" Logan
7.2
Larry "Low Life" Logan (bass) — 7.2/10 First instinct: whether the bass exists with authority or got shoved into the basement. What lands: the overall mood reads as uplifting, which at least gives the song a clear identity. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "If the floor doesn't move, neither do I."
7.2/10 · v.90 Beta · Shanie T
Vince Stone
9.5
Vince Stone (lead vocals) — 9.5/10 First instinct: lyrics and whether the song risks embarrassment to say something real. What lands: the lyrics actually reach for something personal instead of hiding behind filler. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Don't hand me the safe version."
9.5/10 · v.90 Beta · Shanie T
Overall Score
8.05/10
Roberta: 7.7
Reaper Robot: 6.5
TDavid "Frets" Fritz: 9.5
Steve "Sticks" Bam: 7.9
Larry "Low Life" Logan: 7.2
Vince Stone: 9.5
6 reviewers
8.03
Everybody sucks but me
May 22, 2026
Roberta
7.8
Roberta (keyboards) — 7.8/10 First instinct: the overall feeling in the room and whether the song invites people in. What lands: there is enough shape in the song to make the mood stick. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "There's something lovely in this."
7.8/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Reaper Robot
7.1
Reaper Robot (guitar / mascot) — 7.1/10 First instinct: whether the song feels lived-in by a person or assembled by a machine. What lands: the emotional content feels more lived-in than performative. Watch-out: it edges toward sterile when it should sound lived-in. Signature line: "I can smell the machine on this one."
7.1/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
TDavid "Frets" Fritz
9.2
TDavid "Frets" Fritz (lead guitar) — 9.2/10 First instinct: whether the guitars are essential or just decorating dead space. What lands: the structure feels disciplined enough to support the bigger moments. Also working: there is enough edge on top for the guitars to speak. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "The guitar needs a reason to be here."
9.2/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Steve "Sticks" Bam
7.9
Steve "Sticks" Bam (drums) — 7.9/10 First instinct: whether the rhythm section gives the song a body and pulse. What lands: the pulse stays locked and gives the song a body. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Now we're moving."
7.9/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Larry "Low Life" Logan
8.3
Larry "Low Life" Logan (bass) — 8.3/10 First instinct: whether the bass exists with authority or got shoved into the basement. What lands: the low end actually shows up and gives the track some spine. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "If the floor doesn't move, neither do I."
8.3/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Vince Stone
7.9
Vince Stone (lead vocals) — 7.9/10 First instinct: lyrics and whether the song risks embarrassment to say something real. What lands: the overall mood reads as uplifting, which at least gives the song a clear identity. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Don't hand me the safe version."
7.9/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Overall Score
8.03/10
Roberta: 7.8
Reaper Robot: 7.1
TDavid "Frets" Fritz: 9.2
Steve "Sticks" Bam: 7.9
Larry "Low Life" Logan: 8.3
Vince Stone: 7.9
6 reviewers
8.25
I Wanna Mow Your Grass
May 22, 2026
Roberta
8.4
Roberta (keyboards) — 8.4/10 First instinct: the overall feeling in the room and whether the song invites people in. What lands: there is enough shape in the song to make the mood stick. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "There's something lovely in this."
8.4/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Reaper Robot
5.4
Reaper Robot (guitar / mascot) — 5.4/10 First instinct: whether the song feels lived-in by a person or assembled by a machine. What lands: the emotional content feels more lived-in than performative. Watch-out: leaning on robot language is a dangerous shortcut when the emotion should do the work. Signature line: "I can smell the machine on this one."
5.4/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
TDavid "Frets" Fritz
9.5
TDavid "Frets" Fritz (lead guitar) — 9.5/10 First instinct: whether the guitars are essential or just decorating dead space. What lands: the structure feels disciplined enough to support the bigger moments. Also working: there is enough edge on top for the guitars to speak. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "The guitar needs a reason to be here."
9.5/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Steve "Sticks" Bam
8.2
Steve "Sticks" Bam (drums) — 8.2/10 First instinct: whether the rhythm section gives the song a body and pulse. What lands: the pulse stays locked and gives the song a body. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Now we're moving."
8.2/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Larry "Low Life" Logan
8.5
Larry "Low Life" Logan (bass) — 8.5/10 First instinct: whether the bass exists with authority or got shoved into the basement. What lands: the low end actually shows up and gives the track some spine. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "If the floor doesn't move, neither do I."
8.5/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Vince Stone
9.5
Vince Stone (lead vocals) — 9.5/10 First instinct: lyrics and whether the song risks embarrassment to say something real. What lands: the lyrics actually reach for something personal instead of hiding behind filler. Watch-out: there is room to push the strongest idea a little harder so the track leaves a deeper mark. Signature line: "Don't hand me the safe version."
9.5/10 · v.90 Beta · DrDoobee
Overall Score
8.25/10
Roberta: 8.4
Reaper Robot: 5.4
TDavid "Frets" Fritz: 9.5
Steve "Sticks" Bam: 8.2
Larry "Low Life" Logan: 8.5
Vince Stone: 9.5
6 reviewers