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Lyrics Poker

A new, original game — AI Kills Band vs. You
Lyrics Poker is an original game where song lyrics are converted into a 5-card poker hand. The same lyrics always generate the same hand — every song has a fingerprint. You play against the house hand in two ways: one-on-one on the website against an AI Kills Band member of your choice, or live in Twitch chat alongside every other viewer during a stream.
Website Version — One-on-One

Play directly at aikillsband.com/games/lyrics-poker. Pick your dealer from the AI Kills Band members, then go head-to-head against the house.

  1. 1Log in and link your Twitch account on your profile page to get your sawpoints balance.
  2. 2Choose your dealer — pick an AI Kills Band member from the right-hand panel. Each dealer faces you one-on-one.
  3. 3Place your bet — wager between 1 and 50 sawpoints using the slider or quick-bet buttons, then click Deal Me In.
  4. 4The computer draws its 5-card hand from a randomly chosen AI Kills song's lyrics hash. You're dealt your own 5 cards.
  5. 5Discard cards to draw replacements — click any of your 5 cards to mark them for discard, then draw once. Lock in your final hand.
  6. 6The house plays its hand. Beat the dealer to win your bet back plus a bonus based on your hand rank. Lose and you forfeit your wager.
Payout Table
HandBonus (on a win)
Royal Flush800×
Straight Flush50×
Four of a Kind25×
Full House
Flush
Straight
Three of a Kind
Two Pair
One Pair
High CardBase win only
Live Chat Version
Live Chat Version — Twitch Stream

During a live stream the host manually sets up each game round using lyrics from any song that has lyrics — not limited to AI Kills catalog. Everyone in chat can join, place a bet, and swap cards once before the round closes.

Host Flow
  • In the admin panel, fill in the song title, artist, play link, and paste the lyrics to generate the hand card.
  • Start the game in chat:
    !lpoker newgame
    (alias: !lpoker startgame)
  • Players bet and optionally swap cards while the song plays.
  • When the song ends, close the round:
    !lpoker endgame
    Winners are awarded sawpoints silently, results post to the live-results page.
Player Flow
  • Join the round with a wager (1–50 SP) — the bot deals your 5-card hand in chat:
    !lpoker bet 50
  • Optionally discard any combination of your cards once before the game ends. Use left-to-right positions (1 = leftmost card):
    !lpoker discard 2,4,5
    Any additional discard attempts are silently ignored.
  • The bot responds with your redrawn, finalized ranked hand — it waits there until endgame comparison.
  • At endgame, all hands are compared to the house and sawpoints are awarded automatically.
Full results are always posted to aikillsband.com/games/lyrics-poker/live-results. Check your SP history anytime at profile/sawpoints-history or with !lpoker lastgame in chat.
Live Chat Commands
CommandWhat it doesWho
!lpoker newgame Start a new Lyrics Poker round. Alias: !lpoker startgame Mods+
!lpoker bet <1-50> Join the current round with a wager. The bot deals your 5-card hand in chat. Everyone
!lpoker discard 2,4,5 Swap any combination of your 5 cards once before endgame. Positions are left-to-right (1 = first card). Only the first discard counts — extra attempts are ignored. Everyone
!lpoker endgame Close the round, compare all hands, award sawpoints to winners, and post results to the live-results page. Mods+
!lpoker lastgame Shows your result from the most recent round — hand ranks, win/loss/tie, and SP change. Everyone
!lpoker rate <1-10> Rate the current song. Floored to the nearest 0.5 (e.g. 9.2 → 9, 9.6 → 9.5). One rating per player per game. Average is shown on the results page. Everyone
Sawpoints for entertainment purposes only — not real gambling.